February 2012
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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket (via plastich3arts)
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The sad truth is the truth is sad
The Hostile Hospital - A Series of Unfortunate Events
“One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people...”
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
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“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are...”
– Lemony Snicket (via christineakafoxy)
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People who say "I want what I can't have"...
Don’t deserve what they want in the first place.
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...
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Before marriage...
…she thought herself in love; but since the happiness that should have followed failed to come, she must, she thought, have been mistaken. And Emma tried to find out what one meant exactly in life by the words bliss, passion, ecstasy, that had seemed to her so beautiful in books.
Fuck Titles, Get Money
It’s a big thing for me to say that I’m totally satisfied with everything in my life right now except finances (because who doesn’t have money woes when they’re in college). I need a job. I want to work my ass off and do something besides read or write or study. Maybe I’m just money crazy, but I really want to buy a home studio so I can record my music.
I’m...
